Suburban Troublemaker Gifts

"He loves his leaf blower."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

Poker Moms

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

Burbivore

"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian."

"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!"

"The boondocks R us, I guess."

Mowing the Lawn

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

Whole family rushing to see a newly laid egg

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"