Style Renegade Pillows

A man without a chicken on his head!

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"You must be our guests from the UK. You set off our dress code alarm!"

'Well he said my outfit clashed, ans dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Hiding the electronics.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Queen of Upcycling!

A holiday at home

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"Give him his food."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Ready for a run!

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Organized chaos.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Music Freak.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'