Style Rebels Pillows

"Good grief young man! It's two o'clock in the afternoon, why are you still in your pyjamas?"

"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"

"He had himself pierced once too often."

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

'So we live in the middle of the Panshir valley. Where does it say a guy can't be putting on the Ritz?'

'Nowadays you can't tell the boys from the girls.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

New look at Power Ties, Inc.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"What's with your hair?"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Fashion Week"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."