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"Good grief young man! It's two o'clock in the afternoon, why are you still in your pyjamas?"

"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"

"He had himself pierced once too often."

Nope. Not the same thing.

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"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

'So we live in the middle of the Panshir valley. Where does it say a guy can't be putting on the Ritz?'

'Nowadays you can't tell the boys from the girls.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

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If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Punkins

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

'More hair than brains.'

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"What's with your hair?"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Fashion Week"