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A man without a chicken on his head!

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"You must be our guests from the UK. You set off our dress code alarm!"

'Well he said my outfit clashed, ans dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Hiding the electronics.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"OK, ready to go again?"

Queen of Upcycling!

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

A holiday at home

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"Give him his food."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Ready for a run!

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Organized chaos.

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

Music Freak.

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'