Style Novice Gifts

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Skiing.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Today we learned to count to one.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

New Shoes.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I don't like your application."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'll take it!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"