Style Novice Mugs

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Skiing.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Today we learned to count to one.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

New Shoes.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I don't like your application."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."