Knitting Novice Gifts

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

Pandemic Orphans

Brad Pitt.

'You just continue to grow.'

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

Skiing.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

The wine-shop

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Christmas sweater alternatives