Knitting Amateur Gifts

"Apparently, they're a very close knit family."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Stitch one, pearl one...

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'How to speak Woman.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Wooly mammoth

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."