Knitting Newbie Gifts

Easy knitting project

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

The wine-shop

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

Crotchet

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Blog Breakdown

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'