Stringed Wave Conqueror Gifts

Violinist on a surfboard

Rage.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Second lifeReal life.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Must get a longer cable."

Yoga To-Do

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Missing Sock

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'