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Violinist on a surfboard

Rage.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Must get a longer cable."

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

Missing Sock

To do list

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'