Cable Conqueror T-Shirts

Celebrate their tech triumphs with our cable conqueror t-shirts—fun, creative designs that showcase their skill at managing even the wildest cables.

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"Must get a longer cable."

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'We can't rearrange the furniture...I'll never get this mess hooked up again!'

'We can't rearrange the furniture...I'll never get this mess hooked up again!' mockup

'We can't rearrange the furniture...I'll never get this mess hooked up again!'

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Telephone companies fighting on a 'Fiber optic' cable

Telephone companies fighting on a 'Fiber optic' cable mockup

Telephone companies fighting on a 'Fiber optic' cable

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"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!" mockup

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

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Rage.

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"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex." mockup

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

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"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?" mockup

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

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A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle." mockup

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

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Second lifeReal life.

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"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often." mockup

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

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Why am I running?

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.' mockup

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.' mockup

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover." mockup

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

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Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house. mockup

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

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'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...' mockup

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

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Tangled Earphones Support Group.

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'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!' mockup

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

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'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.' mockup

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

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Crop duster wanted.

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"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!" mockup

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

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'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.' mockup

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

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"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation." mockup

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

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'He works in Acquisitions.'

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Access Denied!

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"How was your day?"

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'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.' mockup

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

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"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door." mockup

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

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"...and how often do you feel monkas?" mockup

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

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'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

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'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

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'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.' mockup

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

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CEO's office in a safe.

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Cable Conqueror T-Shirts Collection

Cable Conqueror Mugs

Explore our collection of cable conqueror mugs for fun and witty designs that brighten every coffee break.

Cable Conqueror Pillows

Browse our cable conqueror pillows—fun, decorative pieces that add personality to their favorite space.

Cable Conqueror Prints

Discover our cable conqueror prints—artful and humorous designs to celebrate their organizational prowess.