Stress-relief Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"My apologies, sir. Our chef forgot to take his beta-blocker."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

In the Fever Cubicle

Board Meeting

'I question his commitment since his ulcer isn't bleeding.'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'Inside healer'

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

"Hang on, he's coming now."

'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'

"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."

Struggling chef.

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: CLEAN UNDERWEAR

'Albert Figgis gets board backing.'

Rapunzel visits her stress therapist.

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

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Room 101 Tax Inspection

"We look for people who can quickly adapt to changes in the workplace."