Stress Joke Enthusiast Gifts

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: CLEAN UNDERWEAR

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Signs of Stress

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"Remember, Mr. Jones, whatever doesn't kill you makes your health insurance premiums go up."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

'You need some stress.'

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

In the Fever Cubicle

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

Hour Glass

'I question his commitment since his ulcer isn't bleeding.'