Stress-relief Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"My apologies, sir. Our chef forgot to take his beta-blocker."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

In the Fever Cubicle

Board Meeting

'I question his commitment since his ulcer isn't bleeding.'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'Inside healer'

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

"Hang on, he's coming now."

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'

"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: CLEAN UNDERWEAR

Rapunzel visits her stress therapist.

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

'Albert Figgis gets board backing.'

Room 101 Tax Inspection

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

Struggling chef.

"We look for people who can quickly adapt to changes in the workplace."

In case of falling stocks, break glass (bottle of gin).