Streetlight Humorist Gifts

"You're very controlling."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Vacuums!'

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"Dude, don't say it..."

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

Light Switch

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

Daybreak at bulb camp

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

Affordable Food Delivery For Everyone... Introducing Poor Dash!

"The light is green..."

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

Pot hole.

Nude pedestrians.