Streetlight Humorist Pillows

"You're very controlling."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Vacuums!'

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

I was bitten by a radioactive bedbug – My superpower is getting a solid eight hours of sleep every night. Wow. So lucky.

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"Dude, don't say it..."

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

Light Switch

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

Daybreak at bulb camp

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

Affordable Food Delivery For Everyone... Introducing Poor Dash!

Pot hole.

"The light is green..."

Nude pedestrians.