Storytime Storytellers Gifts

"It's by A.I. Milne."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Little Princess.

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.