Storytime Storytellers Pillows

"It's by A.I. Milne."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

The Poky Little Pupa.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Home Sweet Home

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

Little Princess.

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'Are we there yet?'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'He was a great writer'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'