"Really, there was no need to regurgitate the whole thing."
Storybook Squirmer Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the playful, imaginative nature of a storybook squirmer? Our collection celebrates creativity and whimsy, perfect for anyone who delights in storytelling, art, and colorful characters. Whether for yourself or a loved one, these products add a touch of magic and lighthearted charm to everyday life, inspiring smiles and sparking imagination.
"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk
"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."
Late night teddy reading
Bookworm Sleepover
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."
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Little Princess.
"Where the wild things were."
Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.
"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"
The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'
'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'
The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."
'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'
"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."
"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."
Computer games
Treasure Island Book.
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"
"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"
Cinderella and Charming the Clown
Litterary Dogs.
"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."
'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'
Sleeping Beauty
"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."
'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'
'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'
'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'
Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.
"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."
"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."
Storybook Squirmer Gifts Collection
Storybook Squirmer Mugs
Explore our collection of storybook squirmer mugs and bring a whimsical, creative touch to your daily coffee or tea.
Storybook Squirmer Pillows
Find vibrant, imaginative pillows that add a splash of color and personality to your living space, inspired by the storybook squirmer.
Storybook Squirmer Prints
Bring your walls to life with expressive prints that celebrate the joyful, creative spirit of the storybook squirmer.
Storybook Squirmer T-Shirts
Discover playful t-shirts that showcase your love for storytelling and whimsy—perfect for creative souls everywhere.