Squirrel Dreamer Gifts

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Romantic Giraffes

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Painting taking root...

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Daddy's working from home today."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Shoot For The Moon

Moon: Made in China

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Pole Star

Cat king.

Dogs can dream too.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Wild Cow.

Emma's Unicorn

'This is you, enlarged.'

UFO Shelter

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.