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"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Romantic Giraffes

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Painting taking root...

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Daddy's working from home today."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Shoot For The Moon

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Moon: Made in China

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Emma's Unicorn

UFO Shelter

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Wild Cow.

Pole Star

Dogs can dream too.