Store_closing Gifts

Please help! Never saw it coming!

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

Sales

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Small Businesses Go Under.

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

'Watson, I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation,'

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'I've put the business up for sale.'

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

'Your call would have been important to us before we went out of business.'

Factory closed. The 1st CEO got most of it, as a bonus, when we fired him. Ditto, the 2nd CEO, and the last CEO got what was left.

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

In case of insolvency break glass.

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business

'I remember when this was all shops!...'

'We had become too materialistic anyway.'

'Tell the staff the company has hit a symbolic iceberg and is slowly sinking.'