Closure Of Local Shop Gifts

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Important Food Groups

Sale.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Sales

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Line on graph goes right through floor.

A Lady Out Shopping.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Small Businesses Go Under.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"I wonder what this was for."

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'Just look'in'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely