Closure Of Local Shop Gifts

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Important Food Groups

Sale.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'I'll take it!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Honesty in retail

Online Shopping.

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Small Businesses Go Under.

Sales

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'We're e-bankrupt.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"I wonder what this was for."

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Just look'in'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'