Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It
Closing A Business Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone closing a business? Whether it's a salute to their entrepreneurial journey or a cheerful send-off, our curated picks blend humor, support, and style. Perfect for bosses, entrepreneurs, or team members transitioning to new adventures, these thoughtful items bring warmth and a touch of fun to life's big changes.
Ed's Dry Goods: "Lost Our Motivation. Everything Must Go!"
Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely
'Our dignity was the first thing to go.'
Out of e-business
"On the other hand, we've had a lot of wonderful years in the tourist business."
"Apparently they had some sort of technical issue right from the start."
Fortune Tellers - Closing Down 16th May 2021
'I don't know why you don't wait a week or so, they're bound to have a closing down sale!!'
'I declare this chain of retail shops closed.'
Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.
Out of Business
I guess you can stay, but I won't be here to give you milk.
"We've been remaindered!"
'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'
"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."
'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'
"Are you sure you haven't overvalued the worth of your business?"
Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'
Kentucky Fried Horse
"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."
'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'
"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."
"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."
Small Businesses Go Under.
"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."
Line on graph goes right through floor.
'The contracts look good. Why don't you have your disgusting pests call my disgusting pests.'
Sales
'We're e-bankrupt.'
"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."
'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'
'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'
"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"
Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.
Closing A Business Gifts Collection
Closing A Business Mugs
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