Losing A Business Gifts

"Are you afraid of getting the coronavirus?"

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

Kentucky Fried Horse

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

Sales

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Small Businesses Go Under.

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

'I am sorry Davis, your bonus is a bit different this year, its all down to cashflow; but you can take your pick.'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

"How's that pub landlord thing working out?"

'Watson, I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation,'

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.