Business Failure Gifts

-"My new business is a total flop!" -"Remember what I told you..Do research!"

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"Let's be clear on this, my company failed."

The hangman's noose

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"Dot com, dot go, now I got - no dough."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'I have repented my new economy ways, will work for money'.

Change of Management - Fortunes Told

'Can we lose our shirts and get away with calling it a wardrobe malfunction?'

"How's that pub landlord thing working out?"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

Sad businessman with sinking profits

'Watson, I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation,'

'When things are slow'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'Crisis'

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

"Does anyone have a Plan B?"

'How dare you suggest that I'm running this plant into the ground.'

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"Mr. Saltee"