Failed Business Venture Gifts

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

Profit

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Boardroom Armour

Hugs 50 cents

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

"The answer is NO!"

"How's that pub landlord thing working out?"

Office, "One day son all of this will be the receivers."

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

'Turkey dot com.'

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

Change of Management - Fortunes Told

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Welcome to 'sink or swim' the reality show that will find the survivor of three entrepreneurs, teetirng on the brink of bankruptcy.'

'That's the first, and only dollar earned by Fred.'

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

"Mr. Saltee"

'Your wealth is no longer on paper. It's in cyberspace.'

'You need a professional investment advisor. On your own all your investment decisions have been doing is diversifying your losses.'