Starting Over In Business Gifts

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'I think we're setting the bar too low.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Blackjack: free lemonade!

"Our profits have been out-sourced ."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."

Restaurant with sign reading 'We're open... Good luck'.

'This company started from scratch.'

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

"Recently separated."

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

Business sign: 'Mega Corp.: An Incubator for Emerging Technologies.'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

"When I told you to put our company logo everywhere, Tom... I didn't mean tattoos."

Business jargon : 'significant negative growth' translated into : 'we are dead broke !'

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'