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"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'I think we're setting the bar too low.'

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

"Our profits have been out-sourced ."

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

'This company started from scratch.'

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

Restaurant with sign reading 'We're open... Good luck'.

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

"Recently separated."

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

Business sign: 'Mega Corp.: An Incubator for Emerging Technologies.'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

"When I told you to put our company logo everywhere, Tom... I didn't mean tattoos."

Business jargon : 'significant negative growth' translated into : 'we are dead broke !'

Easter egg on Easter island breaking open to reveal a baby Easter island statue

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'