Going Out Of Business Gifts

Mom & Pop Shoppe: Going Out Of Business (Not that it's your fault).

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

The Store That's All Closed-Up

Dry Cleaner. Closed. Out of business. This place bankrupted the owner. He lost his own shirt while losing many of mine.

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'Watson, I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation,'

Going out of business sale.

"Your business doesn't quite need forensic accounting, but hospice accounting might be in order."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Are you sure you haven't overvalued the worth of your business?"

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Small Businesses Go Under.

Line on graph goes right through floor.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sales

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

"Of course, I'm not suggesting that you should also bail."

"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

"How's that pub landlord thing working out?"

Shop signs: then vs. now

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.