Going out of business sale.
Closing A Store Gifts
Looking for a gift to commemorate the closing of a store? Celebrate the end of an era with fun, nostalgic, and thoughtful products that honor the journey and good times shared.
'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'
"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."
Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'
Kentucky Fried Horse
"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."
'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'
'We're e-bankrupt.'
Sales
Small Businesses Go Under.
Line on graph goes right through floor.
"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."
'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'
'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'
Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.
"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"
Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely
"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."
'Watson, I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation,'
Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.
'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'
Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.
Shop signs: then vs. now
'I've put the business up for sale.'
Rats Flea a Sinking Ship
Factory closed. The 1st CEO got most of it, as a bonus, when we fired him. Ditto, the 2nd CEO, and the last CEO got what was left.
'Your call would have been important to us before we went out of business.'
'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'
'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'
Burn It Down
"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."
In case of insolvency break glass.
Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale
"Excuse me, sir. I am prepared to make you a rather attractive offer for your square."
Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business
Closing A Store Gifts Collection
Closing A Store Mugs
Explore our collection of store closing mugs, perfect for celebrating the end of an era with humor and style.
Closing A Store Pillows
Check out pillows that offer a cozy, whimsical take on store closures, ideal for a heartfelt or humorous send-off.
Closing A Store Prints
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Closing A Store T-Shirts
Browse t-shirts that humorously mark the store's closing, turning the farewell into a fun fashion statement.