Store Closer Gifts

'Do you expect me to stand here all day?' - 'No, we close in ten minutes.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Fish and color

'Dog eat dog.'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Stationery Shop

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"I'd say business was brisk."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"