Store Closure Sentimentalist Gifts

Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Small Businesses Go Under.

Line on graph goes right through floor.

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Sales

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

Shop signs: then vs. now

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

'I've put the business up for sale.'

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

A Close Call

Burn It Down

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

In case of insolvency break glass.

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

'I remember when this was all shops!...'

'Tell the staff the company has hit a symbolic iceberg and is slowly sinking.'

'We guarantee you won't get your money back.'

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

"Do you have to be so damned sentimental?"

'We had become too materialistic anyway.'

Lemonade stall gone bankrupt.