Store Closure Sentimentalist Gifts

Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Sales

Small Businesses Go Under.

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

'I've put the business up for sale.'

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

A Close Call

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

In case of insolvency break glass.

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

'I remember when this was all shops!...'

'We had become too materialistic anyway.'

'Tell the staff the company has hit a symbolic iceberg and is slowly sinking.'

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."

"Do you have to be so damned sentimental?"

'We guarantee you won't get your money back.'

Lemonade stall gone bankrupt.

"Don't think of this as losing our lease, think of it as enjoying an open-space work environment."