Protester Of Closed Stores Gifts

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Nihilistic customer service"

Pirates at the mall.

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Sales

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Small Businesses Go Under.

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

'I've put the business up for sale.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

In case of insolvency break glass.

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