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I'm thinking of skipping the holidays this year, in protest. Very good, little buddy. I see you've read chapter 7 of "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's Guide to Winning Respect." "Become an admirable person by sacrificing something meaningful to you, in order to help others achieve something meaningful to them." I'm very proud of you, young grasshopper. I'm protesting the fact that I can't shop at H&M on Thanksgiving 'cause they'll be closed.
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
"Nihilistic customer service"
Sign Reform
Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'
Kentucky Fried Horse
Pirates at the mall.
Line on graph goes right through floor.
'We're e-bankrupt.'
Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.
Sales
Small Businesses Go Under.
"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."
Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.
Protestors outside an exterminator shop.
"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"
"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."
Shop signs: then vs. now
Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.
Hey, Ernie, you're trying on costumes for the Halloween party! No, I'm finding clothes for my job at the store. I need to fit in the Christmas Decorations there. They've been up for weeks. It's too soon! I don't like decorations going up so early! Cupid's another way I could dress for work. The Valentine's Day decorations are going up right now!
'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'
'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'
'I've put the business up for sale.'
"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."
Rats Flea a Sinking Ship
"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"
"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."
Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.
Welcome to the real world. What just happened? Where am I? The Mall. The Mall. We've been shopping – in person. Not the kind of shopping where you order things on your phone and have them sent to your house. this is the jungle! And you didn't last five minutes! You were laid out by some geezer hustling to the grocery section to get a special deal on prune juice! E-commerce has made you soft! I've got a scratch on my iPhone.
'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'
'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'
Burn It Down
"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."
In case of insolvency break glass.
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