Stone Tablet Scribe Gifts

'Scrub that last paragraph...'.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

I love you.

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Waiting Room For Godot.

Computer literate Monk

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

Monks form copier service.

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Monk on PC.

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

Early man had 127 words for rock...and no words for anything else.

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

'My Life, The Sequel.'

"And that's my guardian angel!"

'He's our top blogger...'

'You know it takes time to write a novel.'

A caveman copying a cave drawing onto a tablet like he's a student in a museum.

The Grave of the Manuscript