Stone Tablet Aficionados Gifts

'Will you please take this message to my wife?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Early Business Planning

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Mammoth Posing

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"Comments are turned off."

The iPad Players

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Moai having a lightbulb moment

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Cave Painter