Tablet Trendsetter Gifts

'I can read you like an e-book, Roger.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

i-teddy

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

The Design Artiste

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"This update includes minor improvements."

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'