Stone Tablet Scribbler Gifts

'He's our top blogger...'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

When Cells Divide

Information booth attendant solves equation

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Tax.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Hans Holbein

Will Self deprecation

Solve for x x r 2.

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Musical Prodigy

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Screenwriters, Inc. Send this revised script to Rupert Murdoch! Right! I'll fax the fix to Fox!

Astrophysics made simple.

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

Saturday marathon introductory English class: Hour 12.

Theoretical mathematician proving why he's had all he can take.

'I see the problem, Gibson- you forgot to borrow from your neighbor there in step 3.'