Stone Tablet Scribbler Mugs

'He's our top blogger...'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

When Cells Divide

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Tax.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Hans Holbein

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Will Self deprecation

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

Musical Prodigy

How to create a brilliant cartoon

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Astrophysics made simple.

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

Saturday marathon introductory English class: Hour 12.

'I see the problem, Gibson- you forgot to borrow from your neighbor there in step 3.'

'Scrub that last paragraph...'.