Stock Satire Fan Gifts

'Isn't technology great? Now I can call my broker and cuss him out any time the stock market goes down.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

What's normal?

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Parade of Businessmen

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

On the brink.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."