Trade Satire Fan Gifts

'As it's immoral to pay cash, I've baked you a cake.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

Director/Action Man toy.

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

What's normal?

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'