Financial Satire Fans Gifts

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

A Canadian speaks...I heard Flaherty talking about the housing bubble.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'I think we're setting the bar too low.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Greek Crisis

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

Your son has a genetic inability to calculate. This forecasts for him a brilliant career in the Ministry of Finance.

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Golden bubbles

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'The bad news is that we're only in it for the money.'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"We disagree with the president - we kinda like Robin Hood - we take from everyone and keep it - how much more successful can you get?"

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

Offshore tax havens.

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

Bank of Cyprus-sia