Sticky-shelled Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone with a creative and philosophical streak? Our sticky-shelled philosopher range offers clever, amusing products that celebrate deep thoughts and introspective humor. Great for thinkers, writers, or anyone who enjoys a moment to reflect with a smile. These thoughtfully designed items bring a touch of wit to every pondering moment, helping your loved ones showcase their love for ideas and imagination.

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"I don't get it, everybody talks about 'working from home' as if it's something new."

"I don't get it, everybody talks about 'working from home' as if it's something new." mockup

"I don't get it, everybody talks about 'working from home' as if it's something new."

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Pigeon Little

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?' mockup

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

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"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs." mockup

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

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Reverse psychology

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Beyond the known and the unknown. mockup

Beyond the known and the unknown.

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top." mockup

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

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Hamlet in the craft shop.

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"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog." mockup

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

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"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees." mockup

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

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"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs." mockup

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

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'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.' mockup

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

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"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness." mockup

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

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'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...' mockup

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

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KNITEO ERGO SUM!

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The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!' mockup

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

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"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?" mockup

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

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'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.' mockup

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

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Fish Food

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"It's chic to be vulnerable."

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"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed." mockup

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

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"It Works For Us."

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"Is it always so cloudy?"

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"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?" mockup

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

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'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch). mockup

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

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'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.' mockup

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

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Phrenology - Braille Edition.

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The end is near.

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Sticky-shelled Philosopher Gifts Collection

Sticky-shelled Philosopher Mugs

Explore our range of sticky-shelled philosopher mugs—ideal for thinkers who love starting their day with a bit of wit and wisdom. Check them out now!

Sticky-shelled Philosopher Pillows

Discover playful and reflective designs with our sticky-shelled philosopher pillows. They add a humorous and philosophical touch to your home decor.

Sticky-shelled Philosopher Prints

Bring wisdom and wit into your space with our sticky-shelled philosopher prints. Perfect for inspiring deep thoughts with a humorous twist.

Sticky-shelled Philosopher T-Shirts

Looking for a clever way to express your introspective side? Our sticky-shelled philosopher t-shirts combine humor and thoughtfulness—perfect for creative minds.