Steroid Skeptic Gifts

Looking for a fun way to appreciate the steroid skeptic in your world? Discover a range of playful and clever gifts that celebrate honesty, natural effort, and a good sense of humor. Perfect for friends or family who stand firm in their beliefs against shortcuts and artificial enhancements. From amusing mugs to eye-catching prints, find something that truly resonates with their values and makes them smile.

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"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ." mockup

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

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'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?' mockup

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

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Alternative Medicine

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'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?' mockup

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

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"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?" mockup

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

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"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!" mockup

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

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"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right." mockup

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

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Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.' mockup

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

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'Too much Omega 3.'

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First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...' mockup

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

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Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.' mockup

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

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"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?" mockup

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

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We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

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"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take." mockup

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

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"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you." mockup

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

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In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback. mockup

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

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'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.' mockup

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

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"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing." mockup

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

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A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95. mockup

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

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"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests." mockup

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

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"I totally meant to do that."

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Calm down...this is for your own good. mockup

Calm down...this is for your own good.

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"I'm putting you on a stronger placebo."

"I'm putting you on a stronger placebo." mockup

"I'm putting you on a stronger placebo."

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"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...." mockup

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

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'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.' mockup

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

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Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups mockup

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

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'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.' mockup

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

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Documentation Please

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"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems." mockup

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

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"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me." mockup

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

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Steroid Skeptic Gifts Collection

Steroid Skeptic Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs that cater to the steroid skeptic—perfect for everyday humor and making a statement at home or in the office.

Steroid Skeptic Pillows

Find pillows that bring humor and honesty to their living space—ideal for their favorite chair or bed, celebrating their principles.

Steroid Skeptic Prints

Explore prints that honor authenticity and natural effort—great for decorating a space that reflects true values.

Steroid Skeptic T-Shirts

Discover our witty t-shirts designed for the steroid skeptic—comfortable, humorous, and perfect for showing their stance with style.