Anti-steroid Advocate Gifts

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

Olympic Doping

"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

La Tour 2007.

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"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

Atheist Richard Dawkins attacks Pope's beliefs.

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

Opium Den 2019

Ok, so maybe we should cut back on the growth hormones.

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

Which One Polls Better?

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

'We've closed this section down. In all the time no-one has ever tested positive.'

'Don't give me a seat next to any pesky kids!'

"Say NO to drugs."

"It's from young Joe. He's in hot water with someone named Joycelyn Elders."

'Gribner is batting .317 with six home runs and a positive steroid testing average of just .17 lifetime. Here's the pitch.'

Alert with Ibuprofen

Uncontrolled substances

'Senators! Come quick!'

How the men in Ann's lab see her.

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I'll have to get Dr. Kendrick to reduce his dosage of Prozac.

"I heard the rabies vaccine causes blindness."

'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'

A is for Acid, B is for Barbiturates, C is for Crack....

Science versus Ignorance