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Drug Policy Advocates Gifts
Looking for a unique way to show your support for drug policy advocates? Our collection combines humor and insight on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, perfect for anyone passionate about change. Express your stance with items that inspire conversation and reflect your dedication to reforming drug policies.
'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'
Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'
Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.
Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.
We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!
Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!
Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.
"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."
'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'
"I'm from Doctors Without Offices."
"This drug has such pleasant side effects I consider them value-added."
Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.
My Guns Go Where I Do!
Hemp Bombs
Opium Den 2019
Take As Directed Or As Budget Allows
"It's a new class of drugs to combat depression. They're called recreational."
"Um...David, a word if we may."
"We could market them as anti-aging drugs."
"I hear you have a flexible approach to the employment of ex-offenders..."
Cindy McCain, Drug Czarina
Obama Clinic and Republican Clinic
"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."
"He has sticker shock from his health care costs, doctor..."
'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'
Assignment - Review School Security.
Maria Sharapova
Political Inaction Drive
'We've closed this section down. In all the time no-one has ever tested positive.'
Uncontrolled substances
Alert with Ibuprofen
"Say NO to drugs."
'If we can't cure cancer, our hope is to turn it into a long-term profitbale disease.'
I'll have to get Dr. Kendrick to reduce his dosage of Prozac.
Drug Policy Advocates Gifts Collection
Drug Policy Advocates Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that speak to drug policy reform—from witty slogans to impactful messages, perfect for every advocate.
Drug Policy Advocates Pillows
Discover pillows that spread awareness and inspire conversations about drug policy change in your home.
Drug Policy Advocates Prints
Browse prints that make a statement and support drug policy reform, ideal for inspiring action and raising awareness.
Drug Policy Advocates T-Shirts
Find T-shirts that boldly declare your support for drug policy reform, designed for activists and supporters alike.