"I hope that's not a brand name. My insurance company will only cover the generic."
Drug Policy Ponderer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a creative mind interested in drug policy? Our collection features clever designs that celebrate critical thinking and lively debates. Whether it's for a fellow thinker or a policy enthusiast, these items turn complex ideas into accessible, humorous art. From mugs to prints, find something that resonates with their insightful nature and love for vibrant discussion.
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
G7 Summit Concern
Roe v. Wade
"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"
Do Guns Kill?
Sybil Obama
"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."
"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."
Violent Crime Statistics
News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.
We Used to Build Things
'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'
"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."
"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."
'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.
The two faces of capitalism.
"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"
125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China
'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'
"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"
'Hey, get out of my space!'
'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'
"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."
'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'
Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.
"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."
'We can monitor e-mails and phone calls of everyone in this world but we can't touch Obamacare.'
Karine Jean-Pierre
Supreme Liberty Court
Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.
'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'
"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."
Just Another Sloe News Day
Drug Policy Ponderer Gifts Collection
Drug Policy Ponderer Mugs
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Drug Policy Ponderer Pillows
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Drug Policy Ponderer Prints
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Drug Policy Ponderer T-Shirts
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